Suzanne van Geuns is a doctoral student at the Department for the Study of Religion, University of Toronto. Her project investigates the instructional internet of rightwing antifeminism, analyzing advice and life lessons circulating on conservative Christian women’s blogging networks and purportedly secular forums that discuss dating, men’s rights, and male self-improvement. United against feminism, forum users and bloggers are overwhelmingly concerned about the threat they believe emancipatory movements pose to commonsensical truths describing how men and women really are. Online instruction, in their rendering, becomes the means to hold fast to roles and norms that are fixed and transcendentally ordained. This research examines such instructions to consider how the cultural and material resources of the internet are endowed with the ability to enable gender essentialist projects of self-making and thus secure a future free from feminist shifts.